fuck-kirk:

doopilydo:

fuck-kirk:

So last year at school we had a new girl and my friend asked her what her name was and she goes

"Anna"

And my friend was like, “oMG LIKE FROM FROZEN!?”

And that girl just looked at her with the deadest eyes ive ever seen and said, “Yes. That movie ruined my fucking life.”

YOU THINK THAT’S BAD?

MY NAME IS ELSA.

You poor, poor soul

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

thecutestofthecute:

rlmjob:

I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs

Seriously though

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CAN

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ANYONE

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NOT

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LIKE

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DOGS

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HOW ???????!!!!???!!!!!

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*ssssk ssssk ssssk ssssk*

officialcrow:

ah i see youve noticed me walking in my pants made of windbreaker material

thefrogman:

Off the Leash by Rupert Fawcett [tumblr | facebook | store]

frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that

burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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