jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

horanmyselfout:

I really hate when im twirling my pen and i accidentally let go of it and it flies halfway across the globe

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

tinalikesbutts:

Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.

doucheysushi:

may10baby:

xekstrin:

The best part of adventure time will always be how much these two genuinely love each other

but aren’t dogs colorblind

dogs can see greens and blues bruh

Don’t Stop Believin’

how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer

do you know what happens when i get near a computer